SERIOUSLY
(Man, why doesn’t anyone ever take my advice on this?)
It took about 90 pages for the artwork to get half-way decent (this is my “learning how to draw a comic” effort). So if you’re curious about reading ELVANPYRES . . .
Internet traffic says this is what you HORN DOGS are searching for
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↓ TranscriptCHAPTER 1 – THE GODS FOOLISH PRANK 6 – The Gods Foolish Prank OK, so I made up a foreign word, Some How IT happens Chapter 1 GötterDummeUnfug (The Gods Foolish Prank) Showing (Clockwise from Top) Ralf, Elfina, Auberille,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ELVANPYRES is made by smooshing Elves and Vampires together with 2/3 Humor, 1/3 Drama, then adding a dash of Parody and 2 scoops of Fanservice.
Served with SANGRIA, of course!
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Webcomicing is time consuming work.
Thank you for continuing to read ELVANPYRES as it limps along.
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Blockchain Crypto-Comic, The Elf in the MILF, Wood Elf, Elf Wood, Damnfears (I may have spelled that wrong), Elvan Pyres, Elven Vampires, Elf, Vampire, Half Elf, Double Elf, Pointy Ears, Grand-Alf. Alfheim, Hot Sexy Naked Uninhibited Elfs, Hentai, Vampires, Emo Vampire, Vampyres, Children of the Night, Dorks of the Darkness, Kinsman of the Shades, Kith of the Shadows, Broken Wing, The Little Beast, Fox Ears, Sun Dodger, Shadow Dancer, Pointy Teeth. Fangs, Fang Bath, Blood Drinkers, Blood Smoothie, Orthodontic Nightmare, BBQ of the Damned, Vhamp Highers (Is that supposed to be one word or two?) , Dwarves, Dwarvanpyres, The BUSY Song, A Very Merry Krampus, Satyros, Faunus, Bossy Witches, Night Witch, Guard Witch, Artemis, Party Witch, Dionysus, Pileus, Pilleum, Thyrsus, Thiasus, Silenus, Maenads, Magic, Magick, Magik, Mah-Jeek, Magi Babble, Theurgy, Sorcery, GLoOM PoND, Great Library of Occultus Magic, Pool of Nervosa Dementia, City Of Blood, House Sphinx, Veloci-Goblins, Ray Theoplant, Nyarlathotep, Dreamy Cthulu, CthuLuke and R’Leia, Lovecraft Lite, High Priestess of R’Lyeh? Hell Yeah! Our Elves are WAY FUCKIN’ different (I really wish I had a TV Tropes page)
The Wackiest Elves you can take without a prescription.
Damned Elves fucking shit up.
“No Elves and no Vampires make Homer something something . . . ”
Elves – Living in Harmony with Nature while annoying everyone around them.
There’s still time to like ELVANPYRES before it becomes popular!
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of ASS!
Currently orbiting the planet Insanity, but safely outside the Roche Limit ( I hope )
Schrodinger’s Webcomic – It may or may not have updated.
Juanita, Tucson, Tripoli, Fort Worth, ChicaGO!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneTwoThreeFourGo
When you pee into the abyss the abyss pees back at you.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches toward the chiropractor for a spinal adjustment?
The Mouth of the Ouroboros comes ’round again.
“Revenge is a dish best served cold” but only because you’re busy stuffing your face with “I can’t do shit about it now” appetizers.
Arbor Dome – 2 trees enter, 1 tree leaves
Mileipede – it has 5280 feet
An ELVANPYRES update is almost as rare as a real Elf sighting.
When I’m confronted with a moral dilemma I ask myself “What would Evil Dog do?”, and then the answer becomes clear- “Piss on it!”
Trying to drive Elves insane is like trying to to make the Ocean wetter by pissing in it, you’re not making much of a difference.
The wackiest Elves allowed by EU guidelines
Awhile back my laptop crashed and when I replaced it I changed from Manga Studio Debut 4 to Clip Studio Paint Pro for making the comic.
I don’t have time to learn the Clip Studio, which means I can’t make the Full Color Comics, which means the main story is stalled out.
So instead I’m doing drawings and posting them in (mostly) Black and White pencil drawings.
This keeps me from forgetting how to do comics, and I’m slowly learning the Clip Studio SW.
Back when I was unemployed and starting to write ELVANPYRES. I had plenty of free time. So I made a list of story ideas I wanted to incorporate. Then I would try to write a few pages of material just to see how it worked out.
I didn’t want to start a webcomic if I was going to quickly run out of ideas.
And that’s where these filler/preview pages come from.
Currently ELVANPYRES has NO fixed release schedule.
My “aspirational” goal is every other week, but if I’m busy that can slip to 3 or more weeks.
I work a full time job with an hour and a half commute each way, so I don’t have a lot of time to devote to the comic.
However I enjoy drawing and so on the weekends I usually find time to do a few panels of the comic.
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“One of the better Elf / Vampire comics on the interthingy”
My Mom
“I would totally sniff their butts”
My Dog
“You have a web comic?”
My Brothers Kids
This is a list of assorted conflicts, altercations, arguments, bets, staring contests, intimidations, threats, pranks, tongue lashings, righteous burns, stink eyes, Vampiric feedings, and yes, full out fights where somebody gets killed.
Kith Vs Artemis
Kith Vs Villagers
Kith Vs Other Villagers
Kith Vs Artemis (again)
Kith Vs Robbers
Kith Vs Deer
Kith Vs Harvest Man
Kith Vs Hunters
Kith Vs Artemis (again)
Kith Vs Villagers (again)
Kith Vs Cthulu
Kith Vs Azklon
Dionysus Vs Artemis
Witch Vs Villagers
Kith Vs Hunter
Kith Vs Kids
Kith Vs Witches Cat
Kith Vs Bear
Kith Vs Knight
Kith Vs Villagers (again)
Kith Vs Vampire Hunters
Kith Vs Vampires?
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