↓ TranscriptRude-Elf: Odin carries an alarm to warn him if Ragnarök starts. I'm going to set it off so he'll have to go check. Alfin: Do you know what kind of power that would take? Rude-Elf: This kind: RAGNARÖK ALERT[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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43 – Just say “NO” to H@
↓ TranscriptLady Frisque: Can you fix it? Rude-Elf: Lucky for you I hung out with Ralf while he was building this, so I KINDA know how it works. Lady Frisque: Oh Rude-Elf; You're my HERO! Rude-Elf: I don't need to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptGirl Elf: Hey, where the hell did these hats come from? Boy Elf: I can't get this stupid hat off!!! Loki: Ha Ha! Pileated Wood Elves! Odin: I thought you Elves LIKE pointy red hats! Guy Elf: Dammit! You[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
39 – Party Hats!
↓ TranscriptLoki: Never mind, it's time for the next prank: putting a Saturnalia Pileus on all the Elves! Odin: How the hell is giving them festival hats a prank? Loki: Pointy red hats are associated with Gnomes. And Elves HATE[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
38 – Baldur’s GREAT!
↓ TranscriptRude-Elf: ATTENTION – Mr. Odin – Please return home immediately – your son BALDUR has had a terrible accident! Odin: Oh no! My beloved Baldur. I've got to hurry back to Asgard! Loki: I don't know, this smells like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript35 – Save the BEER! That Alfin always keeps his priorities straight. Odin: OK, so whats the prank? Loki: Well, the Elves are basically having a big outdoor picnic, what ruins picnics? Odin: Let's see, ants I guess? Loki:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
34 – The Arrival of Nozferklaatu
↓ Transcript34 – The Arrival of Nozferklaatu Gee, I wonder if his past screw up will be important to this story . . . Elf Girl: And when Odin saw all the Elves having sex in his shrubbery he blew[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
33 – The Prank War is Conceived
↓ TranscriptLoki: Watch this: Hey Elves! Who created you shit heads? Elf 1: Titan Uranus! Elf 2: His symbol is the asterisk! Elf 3 You should kiss his ring! Loki: Fighting them is beneath your dignity. Let me take Schlepnir[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
32 – Odin is ENRAGED!
↓ TranscriptOdin: Look I know it's not a full “Grove of Odin”, but still . . . Odin: WHY ARE YOU NOT STOPPING? Male Elf: Why do you think? Female Elf: If you can't figure that out maybe you're not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
31 – Odin catches the Elves In Flagrante Delicto
↓ TranscriptGreeter: Relax dude, the Elves act like this every year. But since nobody important ever comes here, the gods never find out. Odin: MY SHRUBBERY!!!! Greeter: OK, NOW there's a problem. Pissidon: Oh is somebody pissed? That makes me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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