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WHY MY WEB COMIC IS ALWAYS LATE – VIDEO
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ELVANPYRES is made by smooshing Elves and Vampires together with 2/3 Humor, 1/3 Drama, then adding a dash of Parody and 2 scoops of Fanservice.
Served with SANGRIA, of course!
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Webcomicing is time consuming work.
Thank you for continuing to read ELVANPYRES as it limps along.
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The Wackiest Elves you can take without a prescription.
Damned Elves fucking shit up.
“No Elves and no Vampires make Homer something something . . . ”
Elves – Living in Harmony with Nature while annoying everyone around them.
There’s still time to like ELVANPYRES before it becomes popular!
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of ASS!
Currently orbiting the planet Insanity, but safely outside the Roche Limit ( I hope )
Schrodinger’s Webcomic – It may or may not have updated.
Juanita, Tucson, Tripoli, Fort Worth, ChicaGO!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneTwoThreeFourGo
When you pee into the abyss the abyss pees back at you.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches toward the chiropractor for a spinal adjustment?
The Mouth of the Ouroboros comes ’round again.
“Revenge is a dish best served cold” but only because you’re busy stuffing your face with “I can’t do shit about it now” appetizers.
Arbor Dome – 2 trees enter, 1 tree leaves
Mileipede – it has 5280 feet
An ELVANPYRES update is almost as rare as a real Elf sighting.
When I’m confronted with a moral dilemma I ask myself “What would Evil Dog do?”, and then the answer becomes clear- “Piss on it!”
Trying to drive Elves insane is like trying to to make the Ocean wetter by pissing in it, you’re not making much of a difference.
The wackiest Elves allowed by EU guidelines
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