ELVANPYRES

I'm sure that if I'm outside while it's unfinished his spell will do something bad to me.
He's a really good sorcerer.
Hmmmm . . .
Well he booked a room at the sorcerers convention.
He won't be back to get the "Golden Orange" until the climax at the end of the Saturnalia.
So here's the plan: Put it together and go party!
Just make sure you come home before he does so that you can take it apart.
Tell him that you encountered some kind of problem and can't finish it.
What kind of problem?
Dammit! You're an Elf!
You're supposed to live by your wits!
Make up some BS!
OK
It's just that it has a special enchantment.
Once its fully assembled it becomes indestructible.
What the FUCK?!
He's worried the other sorcerers will try to get rid of it.
The abomination thing?
Yeah,
Hisssss