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23 – The House Sphinx on Guard Duty

Nov07

by Mountain Elf on 2013/11/07 at 9:03 AM

Chapter: Chapter 1 - The Gods Foolish Prank

Characters: Lady Frisque, Ralf, Rude Elf

Location: Elvan Sky City - Hall of Fighters, The Sorcerers LuftSchloss

↓ Transcript

Rude-Elf: So what's up at the LuftSchloss?
Ralf: I had to complete the Golden Orange so I could get out of the house and party.
Rude-Elf: About time! Let's test it out with some pranks!
Ralf: No way! That thing is bad news. I've got the house sphinx guarding it!
Meanwhile at the Sorcerers LuftSchloss
Lady Frisque: Hmmmmm. It looks like it wants me to PLAY with it!
TINK!
WOBBLE WOBBLE
Lady Frisque: Heh-heh, I guess it's OK to play with!

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