27 – Why Elves hate Dwarves
Nov15
on 2013/11/15
at 5:58 PM
Chapter: Chapter 1 - The Gods Foolish Prank
Location: Elvan Sky City - Hall of Fighters
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27 - Why Elves hate Dwarves
BEER – The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems (Even for Elves)
Bob: If Elves and Dwarves don't get along, why is he chasing after Elf women?
Ralf: It's pretty standard.
Ralf: Dwarves are just REALLY OLD Elves. But they still like to chase the young hotties.
Bob: I did not know that . . .That is wild.
Ralf: You see when Elves get old they get fat . . .
Alfin: From all the beer
Ralf: and lazy,
Alfin: from all the beer
Ralf: and the men grow those stupid beards
Alfin: NOT the beers fault
Ralf: and they think it makes them look cool!
Alfin: Yeah that's the beers fault again.
Ralf: Gawd if I ever get so old I grow a beard and sit in a cave doing arts and crafts - just KILL me!
Alfin: Ditto
Rude Elf: OK
Ralf: He did give me a really wicked enchanted knife as a present.
Alfin and Rude Elf: SWEET!
BEER – The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems (Even for Elves)
Bob: If Elves and Dwarves don't get along, why is he chasing after Elf women?
Ralf: It's pretty standard.
Ralf: Dwarves are just REALLY OLD Elves. But they still like to chase the young hotties.
Bob: I did not know that . . .That is wild.
Ralf: You see when Elves get old they get fat . . .
Alfin: From all the beer
Ralf: and lazy,
Alfin: from all the beer
Ralf: and the men grow those stupid beards
Alfin: NOT the beers fault
Ralf: and they think it makes them look cool!
Alfin: Yeah that's the beers fault again.
Ralf: Gawd if I ever get so old I grow a beard and sit in a cave doing arts and crafts - just KILL me!
Alfin: Ditto
Rude Elf: OK
Ralf: He did give me a really wicked enchanted knife as a present.
Alfin and Rude Elf: SWEET!
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