ELVANPYRES

34 - The Arrival of Nozferklaatu
Gee, I wonder if his past screw up will be important to this story . . .

Elf Girl: And when Odin saw all the Elves having sex in his shrubbery he blew his top!
Elfina: Did you hear that?
Ralf: Yeah that would be cool to see!
Ralf: But there are still plenty of other shrines to visit, so it doesn't effect us.
Elfina: Well not yet, but you do understand why his shrubbery is so popular don't you?
Ralf: OH!
Odin: And I'm going to stay here and protect my shrubbery from you oversexed Elves! This is a sex free Ficus!
Loki: Pisst! Come 'ere!
Odin: Loki! You're back already?
Loki: Yeah, just step behind the bushes.
Loki: This is Nozferklaatu. He works cheap because he got booted from R'Lyeh over some big screw up.
Odin: Whoa, that is one VERY squishy wizard!
Loki: Spawn of Cthulu, none squishier!
Odin: So why don't we just use our own magic?
Loki: This way they can't TRACE it to us. We can walk around and be all like: “Sup Elfs? PROBLEM?”