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43 – Just say “NO” to H@

Dec23

by Mountain Elf on 2013/12/23 at 12:00 AM

Chapter: Chapter 1 - The Gods Foolish Prank

Characters: Lady Frisque, Loki, Odin, Rude Elf

Location: Elvan Sky City - the Shrine Gardens, The Sorcerers LuftSchloss

↓ Transcript

Lady Frisque: Can you fix it?
Rude-Elf: Lucky for you I hung out with Ralf while he was building this, so I KINDA know how it works.
Lady Frisque: Oh Rude-Elf; You're my HERO!
Rude-Elf: I don't need to see your Hu-Ha EVERYTIME I come here!
Rude-Elf: Let me just tighten this back down . . .
Lady Frisque: Ooooooooooo
Rude-Elf: Now to test it: REMOVE STUPID PARTY HAT FROM ELF!
SFX: ZIRP!!
SFX: POOF!
Rude-Elf: Sweet! I HAVE THE POWER of a MASTER sorcerer!
Loki: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if thousands of hats cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear someone is using a magic amplifier.

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“No Elves and no Vampires make Homer something something . . . ”

Elves – Living in Harmony with Nature while annoying everyone around them.

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I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of ASS!

Currently orbiting the planet Insanity, but safely outside the Roche Limit ( I hope )

Schrodinger’s Webcomic – It may or may not have updated.

Juanita, Tucson, Tripoli, Fort Worth, ChicaGO!
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When you pee into the abyss the abyss pees back at you.

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches toward the chiropractor for a spinal adjustment?

The Mouth of the Ouroboros comes ’round again.

“Revenge is a dish best served cold” but only because you’re busy stuffing your face with “I can’t do shit about it now” appetizers.

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When I’m confronted with a moral dilemma I ask myself “What would Evil Dog do?”, and then the answer becomes clear- “Piss on it!”

Trying to drive Elves insane is like trying to to make the Ocean wetter by pissing in it, you’re not making much of a difference.

The wackiest Elves allowed by EU guidelines

The ELVANPYRES WebComic is on non-Euclidean hiatus

Awhile back my laptop crashed and when I replaced it I changed from Manga Studio Debut 4 to Clip Studio Paint Pro for making the comic.

I don’t have time to learn the Clip Studio, which means I can’t make the Full Color Comics, which means the main story is stalled out.
So instead I’m doing drawings and posting them in (mostly) Black and White pencil drawings.

This keeps me from forgetting how to do comics, and I’m slowly learning the Clip Studio SW.

Back when I was unemployed and starting to write ELVANPYRES. I had plenty of free time. So I made a list of story ideas I wanted to incorporate. Then I would try to write a few pages of material just to see how it worked out.
I didn’t want to start a webcomic if I was going to quickly run out of ideas.

And that’s where these filler/preview pages come from.

Chapter 2 Fight Card

This is a list of assorted conflicts, altercations, arguments, bets, staring contests, intimidations, threats, pranks, tongue lashings, righteous burns, stink eyes, Vampiric feedings, and yes, full out fights where somebody gets killed.

Kith Vs Artemis
Kith Vs Villagers
Kith Vs Other Villagers
Kith Vs Artemis (again)
Kith Vs Robbers
Kith Vs Deer
Kith Vs Harvest Man
Kith Vs Hunters
Kith Vs Artemis (again)
Kith Vs Villagers (again)
Kith Vs Cthulu
Kith Vs Azklon
Dionysus Vs Artemis
Witch Vs Villagers
Kith Vs Hunter
Kith Vs Kids
Kith Vs Witches Cat
Kith Vs Bear
Kith Vs Knight
Kith Vs Villagers (again)
Kith Vs Vampire Hunters
Kith Vs Vampires?

ELVANPYRES

NEW READERS – DON’T START AT THE BEGINNING!!!!!

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THE QUEST FOR THE CITY OF BLOOD (Mostly Done In Pencil)

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(1) Take the “10 Comic Test Drive”

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(4) The Elves bitch about the Human Vampires playing D&D

NAKED SEX PAGES

The “Judgment of Paris” Parody

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