57 – Grip Me By the Husk
Jan27
on 2014/01/27
at 12:00 AM
Chapter: Chapter 1 - The Gods Foolish Prank
Characters: Lady Frisque, Ralf
Location: The Sorcerers LuftSchloss
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57 – Grip Me By the Husk
In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a House Sphinx needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Am I right?
Lady Frisque: Mr. Ralf, you're trying to seduce me.
Ralf: What? NO! I've got to get back down to the Elf City and stop Rude-Elf right NOW! No time to waste! So you fly down there and I'll ride on your back.
Lady Frisque: There's NO WAY I can carry you!
Ralf: You could grip me by the husk!
Lady Frisque: I don't think it matters how I "grip" you!
Lady Frisque: Why don't you just land the LuftSchloss?
Ralf: I don't have the faintest idea how Ray moves this thing.
Lady Frisque: How about renting a Pegasus chariot then?
Ralf: Hello, I'd like to rent . . .
Mr. Pegasus: No Sir, we're booked solid.
Ralf: Well I don't like that.
Mr. Pegasus: Now you know how I feel!
Lady Frisque: Why don't you just jump over the railing and use your Fall Brake spell to land?
Ralf: You know how crappy my timing is with that spell. From this height I'm sure to splat myself.
In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a House Sphinx needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Am I right?
Lady Frisque: Mr. Ralf, you're trying to seduce me.
Ralf: What? NO! I've got to get back down to the Elf City and stop Rude-Elf right NOW! No time to waste! So you fly down there and I'll ride on your back.
Lady Frisque: There's NO WAY I can carry you!
Ralf: You could grip me by the husk!
Lady Frisque: I don't think it matters how I "grip" you!
Lady Frisque: Why don't you just land the LuftSchloss?
Ralf: I don't have the faintest idea how Ray moves this thing.
Lady Frisque: How about renting a Pegasus chariot then?
Ralf: Hello, I'd like to rent . . .
Mr. Pegasus: No Sir, we're booked solid.
Ralf: Well I don't like that.
Mr. Pegasus: Now you know how I feel!
Lady Frisque: Why don't you just jump over the railing and use your Fall Brake spell to land?
Ralf: You know how crappy my timing is with that spell. From this height I'm sure to splat myself.
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