67 – The Tragic Backstory of Pan-Ghoulin
Well, not so much tragic as just kind of sad. The “Terrible War” was of course the Titanomachy, of which this incident is just a small footnote to a minor appendix.
Pan-Ghoulin! One of the Great Old Ones existing millions of years before people.
His slashing claws tore apart societies as he devoured countless souls. (well, bug souls)
Pan-Ghoulin: RAAAAARRRR!
For untold eons he was the face and tongue of terror
Termite: Spare us oh Great One! Do not slip us the tongue!
But then came the Terrible War (Titanomachy)
AAARRR-dvark: Sup' Dude? You never hang with us anymore.
ANTI-eater: It's Harmadillos fault!
Pan-Ghoulin: What can I say? We like to ball.
It got worse . . .
Harmadillo: I'm leaving you for Hedgegod. He balls better than you.
Pan-Ghoulin: NOOOOO-OOOOO!!!
Pan-Ghoulin: This. ISN'T. Over!
SFX: poke poke poke
BUT IT WAS!
Despondent, Pan-Ghoulin entered into a deep slumber
AAARRR-dvark: Euphemistically speaking.
ANTI-eater: Hmmmm?
SFX: lick lick lick
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