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70 – Escape Goat
The Jade Goody classic!. Also, the ancients loved mix and match critters,.

Pan-Ghoulin: We Old Ones play by the rules. You youngsters never appreciate that! You're slackers!
Odin: That's why people stopped paying attention to you!

Pan-Ghoulin: You're insults cannot penetrate my tough hide! I know you're just looking for an Escape Goat!
Odin: Escape Goat?

Loki: Yeah, if you screw up, you yell: "The goat did it!" Then while everyone is kicking the goat, you escape. Hence "Escape Goat". Didn't you ever study etymology?
Pan-Ghoulin: I studied entomology and even I know what it means!

Pan-Ghoulin: Also I think your foundation may have termites.

Oddly enough, Pan-Ghoulin was depicted by the ancient Greeks as being one half goat.
Pan-Ghoulin: What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

Since the ancient Greeks did that kind of thing a lot, we have to assume their artists probably
spent too much time watching over the flocks.
1st Ancient Greek: I had a dream about a mythical being.
2nd Ancient Greek: Yeah? What did it look like?
1st Ancient Greek: It had the ass of a goat!
2nd Ancient Greek: Oooooo . . . sexy!