86 – A Wizard Did It!
Apr25
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86 – A Wizard Did It!
Note that Ralf is in the youngest age cohort of Elves, and young Elves are very foolish. They don't acquire human levels of common sense until they're as old as West-Ley, and they only start to show “Wisdom” when they reach Grand-Alf's age. (But they're ALWAYS clever, even when acting stupid)
Odin: So RALF, we know it was YOUR Magic Amplifier that crashed the Sky Cities!
Ralf: It wasn't mine! The Sorcerer Ray Theoplant designed it. He just needed someone with the dexterity of an Elf to assembled it, so he hired me. And it was Rude-Elf who used it to play pranks on you. I LITERALLY had NOTHING to do with it!
Odin: Do you even understand what the word “LITERALLY” means?
Ralf: Well duh, but I 'm using the word in its figurative sense.
Odin: Don't play stupid with me Elf!
Ralf: Play?
Odin: You won't like me if I get angry . . .
Ralf: There's no need for you to get angry – I already don't like you!
Odin: THEN I'M ALREADY ANGRY!
Thoth: The Elf's story matches up with what I heard from the people who bailed out of Sorcerer City. They say Ray Theoplant was boasting about building a Magic Amplifier, but everyone just thought he was drunk.
Odin: Where is he now?
Thoth: Ray was still inside Sorcerer City when it crashed. Nobody saw him get out. He appears to be the lone fatality from this mess.
Odin: But if you didn't find the body can we be sure he's dead?
Thoth: A mere sorcerer could NOT have survived that. He's DEAD.
Loki/Ralf: OR IS HE?
Odin: STOP THAT!
Note that Ralf is in the youngest age cohort of Elves, and young Elves are very foolish. They don't acquire human levels of common sense until they're as old as West-Ley, and they only start to show “Wisdom” when they reach Grand-Alf's age. (But they're ALWAYS clever, even when acting stupid)
Odin: So RALF, we know it was YOUR Magic Amplifier that crashed the Sky Cities!
Ralf: It wasn't mine! The Sorcerer Ray Theoplant designed it. He just needed someone with the dexterity of an Elf to assembled it, so he hired me. And it was Rude-Elf who used it to play pranks on you. I LITERALLY had NOTHING to do with it!
Odin: Do you even understand what the word “LITERALLY” means?
Ralf: Well duh, but I 'm using the word in its figurative sense.
Odin: Don't play stupid with me Elf!
Ralf: Play?
Odin: You won't like me if I get angry . . .
Ralf: There's no need for you to get angry – I already don't like you!
Odin: THEN I'M ALREADY ANGRY!
Thoth: The Elf's story matches up with what I heard from the people who bailed out of Sorcerer City. They say Ray Theoplant was boasting about building a Magic Amplifier, but everyone just thought he was drunk.
Odin: Where is he now?
Thoth: Ray was still inside Sorcerer City when it crashed. Nobody saw him get out. He appears to be the lone fatality from this mess.
Odin: But if you didn't find the body can we be sure he's dead?
Thoth: A mere sorcerer could NOT have survived that. He's DEAD.
Loki/Ralf: OR IS HE?
Odin: STOP THAT!
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