94 – Rain Cloud of Despair

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94 – Rain Cloud of Despair
Grand-Alf summoned the cloud to block the sun, the rain is an added bonus. Ralf and Alfin have suffered MUCH worse injuries during their fighter training. Elves are tough, and nearly indestructible. Also: Dick slap

Grand-Alf: Summon Rain Cloud of Despair!
SFX: KRAK-0-DOOM!
Ralf: Heal self!
Alfin: Heal self!

Alfin: OH FUCK IT ALL! MY FEATHER GOT SINGED!
Grand-Alf: Hurry! Get under the shade of the trees before the rain cloud runs out!

Nozferklaatu: You are now ELVANPYRES, or "Burning Elves". You will need to stay out of the sunlight or you will burst into flames. Cloud Summons and Healing Spells will only protect you for mere moments.

Nozferklaatu: And just to be clear, the "Wicked Flame Detailing" was totally MY idea!
Ralf: You know, you're kind of a dick!
Nozferklaatu: Actually I'm SEVERAL KINDS!

Odin: THIS IS GREAT! I'm finally going to get the better of those slippery Elves! But IF there IS a problem, you can reverse it right?
SFX: SLAP SLAP SLAP
Nozferklaatu: I'm sorry, what?

Odin: If the curse causes any unforeseen problems you can revoke it right?
Nozferklaatu: Oh yeah, sure, no hassle. Just gotta get the big squid's "OK".
Odin: Sweet.
Loki: NOW you ask about that?