96 – No Hitting Below the Belt
The other Elves may be goofing around, but Ralf keeps a laser-like focus on what really matters. Keep your eye on this Elf, he's going places.
Odin: I'm sick and tired of your Elfish behavior!
Odin: You desecrated my Sacred Shrubbery with WILD SEX!
G'Star: Giggity (Quagmire of Family Guy)
Odin: You pranked the Gods!
Alfin: A sphincter says what? (Wayne of Wayne's World)
Odin: And crashed all the Sky Cities!
Grand-Alf: That's . . . that's nitpicking, isn't it? (Nigel Tufnel of Spinal Tap)
Odin: The ELVANPYRE curse means that Elves can NO LONGER PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE OF MIDGARD. It will also cause you to HUNGER FOR BLOOD. It will take away ALL your enjoyment of life!
Ralf: Hey, does it effect, you know . . .
Odin: I'm not sure, I'll have to check.
Odin: Hey Squishy, does the Elvanpyrism effect, you know . . .
Odin: Heh heh heh . . .
Nozferklaatu: NO! Of course not! What do I look like? Some kind of PERVERT?
Ralf: A little bit, around the tentacles.
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