111 – VAMPIRUS!

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111 – VAMPIRUS!
I'm no fucking expert, but I'm thinking Elvanpyre BLOOD = some serious kind of POISON.
So now we have the INDEX VAMPIRES Elita and Friend Hein, they will be the “Evil Counterparts” to the DAY 1 ELVANPYRES Ralf and Cthulyn, THANK YOU VERY MUCH Elf Scholars. Although to be honest, Ralf and Cthulyn aren't THAT “aligned with the side of good” either . . . (Note: “Freund Hein” is a German euphemism for the “Grim Reaper”) Evil Black Fumes courtesy of “Team Evil” from Shaolin Soccer: – –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvBB1KK_VY0

West-Ley: You have absorbed some of our Elfy-ness. Now if you drink our Elvanpyre blood you will become VAMPIRUS!
G'Star: And if you don't drink it you'll DIE!

Karmelita: Aaaaaahhhhh . . .

Grand-Alf: Are you OK Karmelita?
Karmelita: Call me ELITA!
Grand-Alf: How do you feel Elita?
Elita: Kinda thirsty . . .

Grand-Alf: What about you Heinrich? Are you still Heinrich?
Heinrich: Heinrich, Hein, or . . . FRIEND HEIN!

Friend Hein: OW!
G'Star: What?
Friend Hein: I bit my tongue!
G'Star: Yeah, be careful with your new fangs.

Friend Hein: HEY, MY BLOOD IS BLACK NOW!
G'Star: IT'S DARK RED!

Next Week: NAKED HOT TUB FUN!!!